sharer's remorse

The deep sense of regret that washes over you when you realize that you’ve shared something stupid on social media; especially prone are those who share articles before reading them.

Sharer's remorse washed over him as he realized that he was one of the first people to share a fake-news story that went viral.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

Collateral divorcage

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.

My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017

appetude

Hunger-induced bitchiness.

Look, I know it’s been a long ride, but I’ve had just about enough of your appetude.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

senseless violence

Violence whose sense fails to accord with your political ideology.

Vice President Mike Pence tweeted about the "senseless violence" in Las Vegas.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique October 02, 2017

Karen feminism

The faux-feminism popular amongst the likes of Kirsten Gillibrand. It's popular because it allows wealthy white women to throw their male relatives under the bus whilst sneaking out the back door of Privilege Mansion before the woke bombs hit.

That article in UnHerd about "The Sly Sexism of the OK Karen Meme" is peak Karen feminism.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 26, 2020