Definitions by Dickie Moist

shantastic 

adj. a positive feeling beyond words.

spending time with you is shantastic.

shantastic by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Creamy Goodness 

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

Creamy Goodness by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

bush porn 

classic porn from the 70's and 80's featuring women with an abundance of pubic hair.

my boy dan likes to watch himself some serious bush porn.

bush porn by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

muffed out 

to handle a situation in a cowardly way.

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

muffed out by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

pants on fire 

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.

pants on fire by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

liar wire 

a worthless, broken cable.

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.

liar wire by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Brainiac 

a bad headache.

damn man, i smoked too much, i feel all brainiac.

Brainiac by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003