Dick Splash's definitions

Fornicate

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

"I say, would you like to fornicate?"

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

4nic8

To fuck outside of marriage, thus making it illegal.

Wow, wouldn't like to 4nic8 in a third world country where they might very well chop your balls off before they kill you.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

duchess

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.

1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

rag wool

Material made sheep and woven into fine and warm sweaters.

I like rag wool sweaters, 'cos they are warm and you get to fuck the supplier.

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003