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An individual that can take a absolutely vigorous, borderline brutal, ass railing and walk away like nothing ever happened.
I put the man meat to that femboy I met on Grindr and I’ll have to admit he was a power hole.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
The old lady is a power hole so I had a couple BBCs over to try to breed her.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Get the Power Hole mug.When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020
Get the Hot Gooch mug.A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 6, 2020
Get the Brim Burner mug.A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
Get the Marker Tipper mug.A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.
Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
Get the Tiddlytwink mug.Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
Get the Nose the Nest mug.Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
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