Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 06, 2020
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
My uncle snuck into my room and railed my poopoopuss. I forgot to lock my door.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.
Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.
I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
by Dick Onchin December 07, 2020
A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020