Dick Onchin's definitions
Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
Get the Skiddy Cockmug. by Dick Onchin November 27, 2020
Get the Drop Yesterday’s Lunchmug. I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Roast Beef Rodeomug. I was heatin’ beef bad this morning. I cleared the break room out twice before starting to crown and having to run to the shitter.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Heatin’ Beefmug. Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020
Get the Blow the Back Outmug. I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Texas Coffee Breakmug. After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020
Get the Bung Beansmug.