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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Stinging Cough Drop 

Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.

Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.

I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
Stinging Cough Drop by Dick Onchin December 8, 2021

Velcro Nugs 

Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.
Shizzzzzzz bruhhhhh I got dem Velcro nugs. Whole roll da shit paper out!!!
Velcro Nugs by Dick Onchin December 2, 2021

Hamburger Holer 

A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.
My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.

It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
Hamburger Holer by Dick Onchin November 23, 2021

Ambiwankerous 

A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.
As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.

Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
Ambiwankerous by Dick Onchin November 18, 2021

Bang Daddy 

A male that satisfies only the physical, sexual needs of a female or male. No emotional or domestic relations. Sex only.
My bean is aching. Imma go see my bang daddy and get railed tonight.

My bang daddy clapped my cheeks then called me an Uber.

As soon as his wife leaves for work my bang daddy calls.
Bang Daddy by Dick Onchin November 10, 2021

Dead Dick Divorce 

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
Dead Dick Divorce by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021

Slap Pocket 

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
Slap Pocket by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021