Tip Snot

The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.

The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
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Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021
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Wilkes Booth

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
by Dick Onchin December 05, 2020
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Gagging Granny

An older woman that, despite her age, still loves a vigorous deep throating.
The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.

I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
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Spearmint Split

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.
by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020
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Snugnutz

A male with undescended testicles or an extremely taut scrotum.
That dude in the shower has snugnutz. It’s like a fine piece of leather.

I was born with snugnutz. They never dropped.
by Dick Onchin November 01, 2020
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Moist Ham

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
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