I’ll be over later and we can hang and watch the game if she’s cool with it? No worries she gone for a little supplemental semen so she won’t be back for a while.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
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I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
Get the Charity Worker mug.The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.
He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020
Get the Chicken Mud mug.I hooked up with a torquer last night. I swear I must have twisted is saggy nuts a half dozen turns.
by Dick Onchin September 07, 2020
Get the Torquer mug.Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
Get the Moist Ham mug.Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.
Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.
I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
by Dick Onchin December 08, 2021
Get the Stinging Cough Drop mug.A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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