384 definitions by Dick Onchin
Oral stimulation of the male penile belled only. No copulation of the rigid shaft whatsoever. His or her performance focuses strictly on the glans.
I have had many a whore slob my knob. While each gave brain to my complete satisfaction, none pleased me more than a toothless prostitute named Star that gave me the most intense toe curling Bellatio behind the Safeway. My German war helmet has never been so engorged.
by Dick Onchin May 7, 2020
When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.
Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
An extremely useful phrase that can be added to just about any statement to add emphasis of something nasty or strong.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2020
Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
by Dick Onchin May 3, 2020
Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.
This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
by Dick Onchin December 23, 2020
The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.
Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
by Dick Onchin November 1, 2020