Dick Onchin's definitions
When two or more males stand face to face and rub their penile glans against each other in a vigorously, gratifying manner. Almost always results in a simultaneous nut.
We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Get the Rub Tipsmug. Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Get the Florida Sweetbreadsmug. He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
Get the Galactic Penismug. by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
Get the Cod Slotmug. Oral stimulation of the male penile belled only. No copulation of the rigid shaft whatsoever. His or her performance focuses strictly on the glans.
I have had many a whore slob my knob. While each gave brain to my complete satisfaction, none pleased me more than a toothless prostitute named Star that gave me the most intense toe curling Bellatio behind the Safeway. My German war helmet has never been so engorged.
by Dick Onchin May 6, 2020
Get the Bellatiomug. Damn it sure is cold out. My hands are freezing. You are welcome to warm it up in my fudge pocket.
My neighbor came over last night. We got a little drunk and the next thing I know I’m face down and panties down on the coffee table getting my fudge pocket stretched.
My neighbor came over last night. We got a little drunk and the next thing I know I’m face down and panties down on the coffee table getting my fudge pocket stretched.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Fudge Pocketmug. Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Blue Vein Cheesemug.