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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Velvet Juan 

A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.
My Grindr hookup introduced me to the velvet Juan.
Velvet Juan by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020

Worn Down To A Rough Spot 

An euphemism, spoken with a slight Texas twang, describing the soreness of one’s asshole after an absolutely brutal anal pounding.

While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
My uncle paid me a visit last night. Yea. Crawled into my bed and all up my ass. How was it? What do you think? My bung is worn down to a rough spot!

My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.

Royal Nectar 

The orgasmic vaginal juices or semen of a member of the elite class, a person of royal loins or of general fame.
Bill dropped his royal nectar on Monica’s blue dress.

As the high pitches squeals echoed through the castle walls, there was no doubt that the princess was about to squirt her royal nectar.

Wilt’s book A View From Above left no doubt that he shared his royal nectar with over 20,000 women.

Can you imagine the royal nectar that has been spent on old Jeffrey’s island?
Royal Nectar by Dick Onchin July 15, 2020

Ballsamic Glaze 

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

Covid Feral

A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.
Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He won’t leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.
Covid Feral by Dick Onchin June 5, 2020

Saw Jawed 

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.
My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
Saw Jawed by Dick Onchin June 4, 2020

Rocket Rimmer 

A dude that busts his nut and explodes like a rocket just as he pushes past the rim of the pussy or ass. A one pump chump.
I was hopping to get my cheeks clapped good last night but he turned out to be a rocket rimmer.
Rocket Rimmer by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020