To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020
A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.
Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He won’t leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.
by Dick Onchin June 05, 2020
I’ll be over later and we can hang and watch the game if she’s cool with it? No worries she gone for a little supplemental semen so she won’t be back for a while.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
The old lady came home and her gusset was full of panty pudding. She’s really enjoying her hall pass for the supplemental semen.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020