I knew from the Bozo hair protruding from her panties that I was about to go down on some whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
The kitchen sheets were dull after she did a clean up of her whiska lips.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.
Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.
by Dick Onchin October 07, 2020
Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
by Dick Onchin February 08, 2022
Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.
Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.
I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
by Dick Onchin December 08, 2021