Definitions by Dick Onchin

Lil’ Chocolate Mousse 

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.

I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.

Lil’ Chocolate Mousse by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Milk Balls 

A set of heavy hangers loaded with jizz aching to bust a copious nut.

She edged me for two hours making my milk balls ache.

I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.

Milk Balls by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Garden Fresh 

A euphemism for a very sweet and fragrant and well manicured pussy. Not one that’s been rode around the block for many years. The nubile variety.

She’s a hoe. No braaaahhh. She garden fresh.

Garden Fresh by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Armadillo Chew 

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

Armadillo Chew by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Bust Lumber 

Busting an aching, copious nut from a raging engorged cock either from sex or rubbing it out.

I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.

She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.

Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.

Bust Lumber by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Moist Ham 

A hot, sweaty asshole.

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.

Moist Ham by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Texas Doggie Bag 

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.

Texas Doggie Bag by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020