Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Skin Widget

A small penis.

Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.

All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.

by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021

Corn Mousse

A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.

She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.

I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.

by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020

Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.

I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.

He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Blow Mode

When your raging hard and need to get some sloppy top.

I was walking around in blow mode all afternoon.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020