I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023
Get the Texas Tooter mug.Oral stimulation of the male penile belled only. No copulation of the rigid shaft whatsoever. His or her performance focuses strictly on the glans.
I have had many a whore slob my knob. While each gave brain to my complete satisfaction, none pleased me more than a toothless prostitute named Star that gave me the most intense toe curling Bellatio behind the Safeway. My German war helmet has never been so engorged.
by Dick Onchin May 06, 2020
Get the Bellatio mug.When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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Get the Blow Mode mug.Tip To Taint
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
Tip-to-taint
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Tip-to-Taint mug.Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
Get the Pooch Pouch mug.When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.
Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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