Dick Onchin's definitions
A male who likes to sing while yanking himself off. Usually likes to sing selection from the easy listening genre.
Hey Yank Sinatra. Can you quiet down in there? We are trying to watch a movie out here.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.
I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.
by Dick Onchin October 6, 2020
Get the Yank Sinatramug. by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Get the Frilly Willymug. I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Sloppy Slappingmug. Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
Get the Eggs Onda Glassmug. Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Ass Almondsmug. My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Get the Knuckle Saladmug. by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
Get the Lil’ Chocolate Moussemug.