Rachel went wild last night when I started snouting her. Her pucker spot was quivering.
I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
by Dick Onchin September 04, 2020
She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021
A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Raunch Covidian
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.
My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.
While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020