Definitions by Dick Onchin
Bropussy
Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
Bropussy by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Flap Knuckle
I was hitting it from behind while she tugged on her flap knuckle.
I could tell from the wet spot on her panties that her flap knuckle was ready for a flicking.
I could tell from the wet spot on her panties that her flap knuckle was ready for a flicking.
Flap Knuckle by Dick Onchin December 24, 2020
Cutting Nails
Man I was cutting nails in there and now my asshole is stinging.
I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.
I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.
Cutting Nails by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020
Cockmas
When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.
This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
Cockmas by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020
Musket Wad
I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
Musket Wad by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020
Corn Mousse
A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.
She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.
I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.
I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.
Corn Mousse by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Corn Harvest
Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
Corn Harvest by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020