I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
by Dick Onchin February 07, 2021
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I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
Get the Beef Melt mug.He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Filet My Stuff mug.He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.
I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Cheese Hoodle mug.Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.
I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
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Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.
Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.
It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.
It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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