Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.
He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
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Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.
I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.
by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022
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Rocket Rimmer

A dude that busts his nut and explodes like a rocket just as he pushes past the rim of the pussy or ass. A one pump chump.
I was hopping to get my cheeks clapped good last night but he turned out to be a rocket rimmer.
by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020
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Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2020
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Scout’s Badge

The asshole. The bunghole.
My scout’s badge is mungy.

The counselor snuck in and pinned my scout’s badge.
by Dick Onchin August 31, 2020
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Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.
He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
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