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Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
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Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.
I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Flap Noodle

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
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Wet Bull

When an obese, butch lesbian sits on your face, in smothering fashion, until she flicks her bean to a tsunami style squirt.
Gloria got me on the floor last night and did a wet bull. I didn’t know if i was going to suffocate or drown.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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Engorger

An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.
I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.

I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.

My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
mugGet the Engorgermug.

Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.
Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.
by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
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