He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.
I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022
A dude that busts his nut and explodes like a rocket just as he pushes past the rim of the pussy or ass. A one pump chump.
by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020
Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2020
by Dick Onchin August 31, 2020
He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.
I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020