Dick Onchin's definitions
To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
Get the Release the Webmug. I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Gym Cheddarmug. A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
Get the Flap Noodlemug. When an obese, butch lesbian sits on your face, in smothering fashion, until she flicks her bean to a tsunami style squirt.
Gloria got me on the floor last night and did a wet bull. I didn’t know if i was going to suffocate or drown.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Get the Wet Bullmug. Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Meat Jellymug. I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Get the Engorgermug. A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.
by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
Get the Soft Bonemug.