by Dick Onchin September 04, 2020
Get the Pinch n’ Pull mug.He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
Get the Rock Shot mug.When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2021
Get the Dead Dick Divorce mug.I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
by Dick Onchin July 03, 2021
Get the Puckering Tulip mug.The amalgamation of feces and semen created during a vigorous plugging and plunging of the bunghole during anal sex.
She was hot AF and let me take her ass to pound town but she gave me a nasty case of plug butter. I almost gagged.
I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.
I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Get the Plug Butter mug.Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.
We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
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