Dick Onchin's definitions

Bust Vein

Bust a fat nut. Cum, nut, jizz. By sex or masturbation. Also break vein, broke vein are used interchangeably.

I’m headed home to watch porn and bust vein.

Imma bout to bust vein bitch.

He unloaded a bust vein in me.

by Dick Onchin January 24, 2020

Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Covidhole

When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.

Rachel’s got the covidhole so guess I’ll
be beating the dog for the next couple days.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Chem-Nut

Acidic-like male semen caused by a diet of basically nothing but Takis and Mountain Dew.

I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Corona Dust Buster

Wanking off so much during your kungflu lockdown you reach that final jerk dry busting leaving the balls empty and sore as fuck.

My roommate finally did the corona dust buster last night. He’s been using an ice pack all day watching Netflix.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Nebraska Corn Husk

An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.

My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.

Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020