Definitions by Dick Onchin
Steamed Beef
A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.
I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
Steamed Beef by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026
Denture Adventure
Bro ever since I got this night job at the geriatric center, every shift is a denture adventure.
Hey bruhhh gotta tell ya your gammy was a denture adventure but she finally popped them out for me last night.
Bro why do you always go to bingo nights? Oh braaaahhh it’s a true denture adventure. I hit bingo last time and had my other balls pulled with a skin to skin gummy from the reigning champion in the back of my Prius.
Hey bruhhh gotta tell ya your gammy was a denture adventure but she finally popped them out for me last night.
Bro why do you always go to bingo nights? Oh braaaahhh it’s a true denture adventure. I hit bingo last time and had my other balls pulled with a skin to skin gummy from the reigning champion in the back of my Prius.
Denture Adventure by Dick Onchin January 31, 2026
Wet Meat Tube
The vagina.
My wet meat tube stanks.
He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.
My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.
My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
Wet Meat Tube by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
Uncle Herschel's Favorite
Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.
I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.
Uncle Herschel's Favorite by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025
Tiger Butter
Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.
Tiger Butter by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024
The Sword of Gryffindor
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
The Sword of Gryffindor by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024
Rim Dip
C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
Rim Dip by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023