Dick Hertz's definitions

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

The American Dream

See American Dream, the You fucking morons, that would write it that way.

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

American Dream, The

All the mexicans swimming back across the border with an arab under each arm!

by Dick Hertz October 30, 2003

bando

a munging twinkie, who toss's his moms salad

"kung-fu"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

splizzer

A colorful way to describe a joint or the act of smoking marijuana.

Roll up a splizzer nigga!
I'm about to get splizzerd.

by Dick Hertz October 2, 2003

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

Terrance and Phillip

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park

"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003