Dick Hertz's definitions

American Dream, The

All the mexicans swimming back across the border with an arab under each arm!

by Dick Hertz October 30, 2003

The American Dream

See American Dream, the You fucking morons, that would write it that way.

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

pubical

It is the same thing as a duchebag or dumbass

You f****** pubical
Gay Pubical

by Dick Hertz May 13, 2005

koo sisters

Asian women generally and Japanese women specifically. From the observation that most Japanese female names end in "ko." (Michiko, Keiko, Mitsuko, Fumiko, Emiko, Hanako, Naoko, Yuriko, etc.)

I didn't think about attending this college until I noticed how many really hot koo sisters there were on campus.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

facial

A bullshit stunt done by porno whores to avoid swallowing, or tasting it.

"Oy vey. Even though you is getting paid 1000 a scene, you don't have to taste it. Give her a facial. I'm not a tasteless stupid asshole. Oy vey."

"I've heard of a golden shower, but why the hell would I give a facial if my dick is already in your mouth?"

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

silver bullet

(military) armor-piercing shell made from depleted uranium, so called for its almost magical accuracy and lethality

The diaperheads tried to counterattack with tanks north of Um Qasr. Several of Bravo Troop's tanks were on the crest of a hill and one got five confirmed kills at ranges of over three thousand meters. Even at that range, a silver bullet goes through a T-62's glacis plate like it's not even there.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003