A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
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A standing sex act, used as a form of sexual agreement to be egalitarianism. The man or woman, seeking an understanding requests “May we complete the circle, my love?”
The man then inserts his dingdong into the woman’s yoohoo as the woman returns with a kiss. While interlocked, both take their left index finger and slip in into the other’s exit zone.
All that’s left is three quick thrusts and the circle is officially complete.
The circle can be broken at anytime, but must not be, for it is unlucky
There once was a tale of a DiVinci’s Circle that lasted 3 years, but not everyone believes the legends
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A series of years:
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?
We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
#1: Damn, this year sucks. All my plans have been ruined by the coronavirus. Now there’s rioting and the police have gone mad with power...
#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20
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Someone who comes off as creepier than they are because us misunderstandings, often related to the “Creepy D not thinking clearly enough”
Guy (Teaching gal to use his bong): Suck it.
Gal: lol, stop being suck a Creepy D
Critical slang cussin’. That homie that doesn’t understand the words “bitch” and “n*****” are toxic? That’s your douchigger right there. We’re living in a douchigger society, and that wasn’t the dream. We can do better. Douchiggers must be called out and reformed with the power of music
Rod: Karma’s a bitch
Tod: Yo, when did you become such a douchigger?
Rod: I’m telling Ned you used a made up swear on urban dictionary