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trump

The explosive backflow from a clogged toilet. An uncontrolled river of shit.
I shit liquid fire after three stright Chipotle meals. My shitter did a trump on me like I'd never seen -- I was covered in runny pseudo-Mexican seconds all day.
by Dharma Midget December 7, 2016
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Scaramucci

Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.
I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.

What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
by Dharma Midget August 13, 2017
mugGet the Scaramuccimug.

Trumpish

To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.
The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.
by Dharma Midget November 1, 2017
mugGet the Trumpishmug.

pooh

To eat honey out of someone's ass.
"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."

"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
by Dharma Midget March 18, 2017
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scunge

A compound word of scum and grunge, referring to a slimy-textured area of filth.
I was at the Iggy Azalea concert last night. She bent over right in front of me -- I've never seen scunge like that.
by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014
mugGet the scungemug.

vermit

To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.
"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
mugGet the vermitmug.

four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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