dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.
I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.
by Dewey July 14, 2004
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skeet skeet

To bust a nut. Also, the words used to replace "motherfucker" in the edtied version of Lil John f/ the Eastside Boyz' "Get Low." Instead of that word, it sounds like, "aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."
In the edited version of "Get Low," the "motherfucker" gets skeeted on!! Skeet skeet!
by Dewey July 16, 2004
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pussy ass nigga

Ja Rule; one day G-Unit will pump hot lead into his bitch-ass.
Ja Rule is a pussy ass nigga
by Dewey August 01, 2004
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declare bull

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.
What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!
by Dewey August 05, 2004
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Taco Death

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
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failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
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5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.
I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
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