The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE
by Devon October 12, 2004
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Fwonk

when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.
by Devon March 13, 2003
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snipe

A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.
Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!
by Devon August 18, 2004
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Dogma

A blind faith in a religion by people with exceedingly low IQ's.
George Bush is stupid and is also very dogmatic, what a coincidence.
by Devon July 17, 2004
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Cuntcrack

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.
by Devon April 25, 2005
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shmigma

When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob
Man that guy has some awful shmigma
by devon April 25, 2003
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normalist

the most normal and prettiest...is the coolest one in the group...
c'mon faith...your the normalist one there...gosh...
by devon November 01, 2004
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