blen-phettio

An exquisite queer-light cuisine for the bottom. Salty aftertaste.

Holter tested the blen-phettio with an exquisite maneuvering thrust. He daintly dabbed at his soiled cheek, feeling quite phettio.

by Devbrook July 27, 2022

ill butter

The act of becoming infected with an STD, then pumping out a surprise to the next lucky hook-up.

Don't mess with Ben, he made the rounds downtown and got a case of ill butter from a streetwalker.

by Devbrook June 29, 2019

cis my ass

A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.

Privileged am I? Well then, cis my ass.

by Devbrook January 26, 2020

Omnescia

the loss of memory in a supreme, omnipotent, and omniscient entity that manifests as forgetting events such as when they created the universe and the tiny creatures serving as their entertainment.

Zeus chugged a flask of wine that, unbeknownst to him, had been spiked by Hermes with 100 proof ambrosia. Finding himself greatly inebriated and unshackled from all responsibilities, he slung an endless blitz of lightning bolts upon the mortal plane, causing great destruction and hardship for the few survivors. Immensely pleased with himself, he stumbled and fell unconscious, waking up with a severe case of omnescia. Confused by his existence and the endless pleas for mercy and help from the stick figures below, he created a golden dragon and charted a course towards a far away galaxy.

by Devbrook July 26, 2022

blancophobic

Fear of white people.

My friend Jenny just finished her Gender Studies degree & told me she's not my friend anymore since I'm white. How blancophobic!

by Devbrook June 29, 2019

marxheist

The act of being a Marxist who robs banks because they need money.

There's a 30-12 in progress at First National Bank. It's a marxheist.

by Devbrook June 29, 2019

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 08, 2023