n. in the Catholic church, a boys-only, catechism-like class that always culminates in the sodomizing of the participants by a horny-bastard priest who could never get a girlfriend
My dad was so pissed that I'd signed up for sodochism that he called our family physician, who came to our house and sewed my anus shut right on our pool table.
by Denver EdmondsDe September 18, 2018
v. to kneel (naked) in front of a Catholic priest as the last step to become a full-blown altar boy.
When I knew that Father Nelson wanted to cornuflect me in the rectory, I quickly ducked into the nearest bathroom and slathered my asshole with lots of Vaseline to minimize the anal trauma.
by Denver EdmondsDe September 03, 2018
Spanglish for "a homeless person"
We saw muchos sincaseros on the streets of Tijuana. We couldn't wait to cross back into San Diego. Hay! Dios mio! Que lastima!
by Denver EdmondsDe October 10, 2017
The act of using money, which is earmarked for future uses, to purchase all sorts of unnecessary shit, essentially fucking up the family budget
My wife and I had 100K sitting in an account for our kids' educations, our retirement, and a vacation now and then, but my fucking bitch whore wife secretly got an ATM card that accessed that account, withdrew most of the dough when I was out of town, and used it to buy shoes, facials, painted fingernails, and a new iPhone, so I might have to divorce her on the grounds that she blew our savings to shit by engaging in antibudgeting.
by Denver EdmondsDe October 12, 2017