A great alternative for when you can't smoke. Camel Snus is the best. Such a sin only a fistful of stores on the east coast sell it. You can also save the little tin for stuff like loose change. While the tin says the flavor lasts up to 30 minutes I have chewed some for up to 3 hours.
by DennisIsEvil February 08, 2008
Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.
by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005
A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.
Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do?
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.
by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006
Somebody who copies off everyone else. They ain't got the balls to be themself so they bite off of someone else.
by DennisIsEvil October 11, 2006
An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.
by DennisIsEvil March 21, 2007
Any vile or disgusting substance. Named after the actual definition which is the fluids that come out of a recently dead woman usually a nice cocktail of embalming fluid and leftover bodily fluids. Elderly women over 60 are preferred for this but beggars can't be choosers.
To get it you must go to a cemetery with very liberal security and a buddy you trust enough to commit breaking and entering with. You will also need said buddy to help you dig up the grave. Once you've hit pay dirt and found the corpse you put your lips around the vagina of the dead woman and have your buddy jump off a tombstone and onto the corpse's stomach and wait for the mung to splash up into your mouth.
To get it you must go to a cemetery with very liberal security and a buddy you trust enough to commit breaking and entering with. You will also need said buddy to help you dig up the grave. Once you've hit pay dirt and found the corpse you put your lips around the vagina of the dead woman and have your buddy jump off a tombstone and onto the corpse's stomach and wait for the mung to splash up into your mouth.
by DennisIsEvil October 20, 2006
The hard scabs on poopstains left in your undies. Wipe your grubby ass better next time you grungy mudderfudder.
Tom failed his job interview because his poopscrapes on his grungy underwear stunk and his boss didn't enjoy the rank odors.
by DennisIsEvil October 06, 2006