Dennis's definitions

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

swirl

To be under the effects of GHB.

John and I got our swirl on before we hit the club

by Dennis February 20, 2004

ciggie

shorten version of the word cigarette

Let's go step out for a ciggie

by dennis March 19, 2003

gaypher

a gay gopher

when a guy gopher likes another guy gopher

by dennis June 1, 2003

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006