Dennis's definitions

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.

Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...

by Dennis February 20, 2004

Friend of Dorothy

From "Wizard of Oz", the lion declared "We're friends of Dorothy, using what can only be described as a 'camp' or typically effeminate voice.

I'm a friend of Dorothy- I'm gay.

by Dennis November 27, 2003

overdue

1. Being unpaid when due
2. Coming or arriving after the scheduled or expected time
3. Being something that should have occurred earlier

a killer whose punishment is long overdue
an overdue bill
the whole town knows our rent is overdue
an overdue train

by Dennis April 23, 2005

and what

It can mean so what. It is like saying I told you so. It is proving somebody wrong.

My brother: you can't get off that phone in a half an hour. Me: I got off in 10 min. AND WHAT !!!

by Dennis September 28, 2004

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Windows

A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.

I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.

by Dennis October 15, 2003