65 definitions by Dennis

jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

god

nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.

I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.

by Dennis May 26, 2004

lost his shirt

Lost all of his money in risky financial undertakings (gambling, stock market)

He bought four thousand shares of Foocorp, and lost his shirt when they filed bankruptcy!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

boonville

(n). middle of nowhere, upstate new york, 45 minutes north of utica. surprisingly a real city.

Dennis: My girlfriend is from boonville.
Emily: Oh ok. Where is she really from?
Dennis: Boonville, New York. Its a real place.

by Dennis January 21, 2005

new york fries

a respectable fast food company that employs russian orphans.

artyom totally rocks his spatula at new york fries!

by Dennis January 13, 2005

OS/2

Formula for determining one half of one operating system.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 14, 2004