Dennis's definitions

Lost Wages

Perjorative name for Las Vegas, Nevada, due to the tendency of one to lose money in gambling. Also spelled with dollar signs in place of each letter S (Lo$t Wage$)

Joe went to Lo$t Wage$ and lost his shirt.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

gaypher

a gay gopher

when a guy gopher likes another guy gopher

by dennis June 1, 2003

ciggie

shorten version of the word cigarette

Let's go step out for a ciggie

by dennis March 19, 2003

swirl

To be under the effects of GHB.

John and I got our swirl on before we hit the club

by Dennis February 20, 2004

carro

Chicano or Spanglish for car.

Where's mi carro, homes?

by Dennis January 10, 2005

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004