Denis Baldwin's definitions

stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Absolut

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

devolvesucks

A creature of Detroit Techno Legend. Word has it that Devolve Sucks.

I was hanging out at the Works when I get hugged by a Metrosexual. Man, devolve sucks.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

headbanger's ball

A late night show on MTV that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. This gave a big break to many aspiring talents (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, etc.)

Let's get some pizza and beer and watch Headbanger's Ball

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

<!3

Hax0r speak for "Ain't Got No Love for the Hoes"

!, in coding, generally means "no" or "not"

<3, as it were, is the leettext word for "love".

Man, <!3. That bitch can step!

by Denis Baldwin January 12, 2004

giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.

You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004