21 definitions by Demon Phoenix 1337

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City that is blessed by God himself... repeatedly.
I want to go back to San Diego and stay there, permanently.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.

2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.

3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.

4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.

2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.

3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.

4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 April 10, 2005
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A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.
People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005
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The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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A major violation of the 2nd Amendment.

Also a very controversial topic.

And stupid as hell too. The whole premise of gun control is to end violence by making sure no one has guns. Well, that won't work, because then there's always going to be that one sick individual who's got a veritable armory in his basement of every gun imaginable. Now imagine that psychopath attacking the unsuspecting, and sadly, disarmed, public. Quite hypocritical if you ask me. When there's a terrorist running loose, I'd like my Winchester 1300 20-gauge as close as possible so if I see the fucker I can blast his ass to hell.

Also upheld by Animal Rights Activists such as PETA. I think this is because they think it's somehow wrong that we hunt animals. I don't know about that, but I do know there's something wrong with their brains.
let's outlaw guns and watch the terrorists kill us all, but hey, at least Bambi isn't getting shot anymore...
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 07, 2004
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