"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. " -Voltaire
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004
Get the voltairemug. when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 07, 2004
Get the ass gremlinmug. Either
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
Get the antiwar protestormug. A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.
People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005
Get the marinesmug. My vehicle. A very reliable one at that, running a 4.0L I-6. I got a '93 Cherokee at 130,000 miles, put about 50,000 miles on it and i've only had to get a radiator hose replaced and the AC tweaked. Treat a Jeep well and it'll treat you well. Not to be confused with Truck or SUV. An F-150 is a truck, and a good one at that. A Yukon is an SUV, and a good one at that. A Jeep is a Jeep; it's been around since the word "SUV" still meant "Strategic Unmanned Vehicle".
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the Jeepmug. Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the Morrowindmug. Edit- A yorkshire terrier is a breed of small, obnoxious, ridiculously loud for its size dog that was bred in Yorkshire, England, for hunting rats. They bred these small irritating dogs because the King did not want the citizens to have dogs large enough to hunt the royal deer. So the yorkie was born, a little dog that is unrivaled in being sickeningly cute, to the point where you want to cave its little face in with a blunt instrument.
Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.
If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.
Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.
If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.
*Yorkie owner* "Oh, Mr. Phoenix, my dog is such a cutie. See, she just gave your foot a love bite! Oh, and another! Look at the little darling, she's playing 'tug of war' with your foot! I- oh my, Mr. Phoenix, I'm sorry, we don't allow guns in this home, I OH MY GOD, you put my dog down now, don't you hold it by its neck like that, where are you going with my dog-" **BLAM**
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 25, 2004
Get the yorkshire terriermug.