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FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.
There goes an emo kid! Quick Goose, you got the .357?
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 13, 2005
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Either

a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers

or

b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.

I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."


b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
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This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
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An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.
I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 19, 2004
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A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.
People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005
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The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 25, 2004
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Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.
The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 25, 2004
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