poopneck

Bad posture from sitting on the toilet a lot, maybe from diarrhea &/ constipation.

The food I ate earlier imprisoned me on the toilet for 2 hours & now I have temporary poopneck.

by Definitively Cool October 25, 2023

hentai

Porn accidentally got anime pregnant & this is the result.

Why are the genitals always censored in hentai?

by Definitively Cool November 17, 2023

onajisekai

Isekai but without the reincarnation/summoning/etc. What, "That's just normal fantasy."? What do you mean, "fantasy"? That's not even a word! You really should stop having onajisekais about words that don't exist.

Quite surprisingly, old records prove that onajisekai actually predates isekai.

by Definitively Cool January 08, 2024

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 12, 2023

ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024

Piece of cake walk in the park

Something that's extremely easy. A combination of the phrases "Piece of cake", "Cake walk", & "Walk in the park", all of which mean something that's very easy. A piece of cake is a piece of cake & a cake walk is walking with a cake, so a piece of cake walk would be walking with a piece of cake. A walk in the park is walking in the park, so a piece of cake walk in the park would be walking in the park with a piece of cake.

I wasn't fazed by Fukouna Shoujo 03. It was a piece of cake walk in the park.

by Definitively Cool October 04, 2023

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023