just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

Piece of cake walk in the park

Something that's extremely easy. A combination of the phrases "Piece of cake", "Cake walk", & "Walk in the park", all of which mean something that's very easy. A piece of cake is a piece of cake & a cake walk is walking with a cake, so a piece of cake walk would be walking with a piece of cake. A walk in the park is walking in the park, so a piece of cake walk in the park would be walking in the park with a piece of cake.

I wasn't fazed by Fukouna Shoujo 03. It was a piece of cake walk in the park.

by Definitively Cool October 04, 2023

hentai

Porn accidentally got anime pregnant & this is the result.

Why are the genitals always censored in hentai?

by Definitively Cool November 16, 2023

bagx

Not quite a bag, but not quite a box either. Somewhere in-between.

I got a bagx of cookies at the store.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023

&/

"And" or "or". Pronounced as "and or".

I always get popcorn &/ candy at the movie theater.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023

braincrack

The crack between the 2 hemispheres of a brain, where brainfarts are typically released.

Brainfarter: "I'm gonna have my braincrack surgically sealed shut soon. Hopefully that will prevent me from making random mistakes.". After he got the surgery, his brain slowly filled with brain gas, to the point it ripped open, causing severe brain damage. It turns out his decision to get brain fart prevention surgery was a brainfart itself.

by Definitively Cool October 23, 2023

onajisekai

Isekai but without the reincarnation/summoning/etc. What, "That's just normal fantasy."? What do you mean, "fantasy"? That's not even a word! You really should stop having onajisekais about words that don't exist.

Quite surprisingly, old records prove that onajisekai actually predates isekai.

by Definitively Cool January 08, 2024