Definitively Cool's definitions

poopneck

Bad posture from sitting on the toilet a lot, maybe from diarrhea &/ constipation.

The food I ate earlier imprisoned me on the toilet for 2 hours & now I have temporary poopneck.

by Definitively Cool October 25, 2023

unilogy

A "series" of 1 related work.

"Did you know One Piece actually only has 1 season? It's just a huge unilogy, crazy, right?"

by Definitively Cool October 24, 2023

braincrack

The crack between the 2 hemispheres of a brain, where brainfarts are typically released.

Brainfarter: "I'm gonna have my braincrack surgically sealed shut soon. Hopefully that will prevent me from making random mistakes.". After he got the surgery, his brain slowly filled with brain gas, to the point it ripped open, causing severe brain damage. It turns out his decision to get brain fart prevention surgery was a brainfart itself.

by Definitively Cool October 23, 2023

Rederstand

Lose understanding of something.

I understand how sausages are made, & I really want to rederstand it.

by Definitively Cool October 21, 2023

bagx

Not quite a bag, but not quite a box either. Somewhere in-between.

I got a bagx of cookies at the store.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023

&/

"And" or "or". Pronounced as "and or".

I always get popcorn &/ candy at the movie theater.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023