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Goodwin'd

Alternate spelling of Goodwined. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.
Steve: Bush = Hitler.

Dave: Goodwin'd!
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
mugGet the Goodwin'dmug.

The Grunnies

I can't eat cheese. It gives me the grunnies.
by defenestrator March 22, 2005
mugGet the The Grunniesmug.

Pundie

Those stupid pundies bought up all the beachfront property and chase us off whenever we try to go fishing.
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
mugGet the Pundiemug.

commonwealther

A person from, or resident of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Origins:

Massachusetts does not lend itself well to the typical suffixes (-ian, -er, etc.) attached to the name of a place to refer to someone who is from that place (perhaps because the name is not of English origin.) Thus, commonwealther is used as a reference to the fact that Massachusetts is officially designated as a Commonwealth instead of a State (although there is no legal distinction between a “state” and a “commonwealth” in the United States.).

There are three other "states" in the US that designate themselves as Commonwealths (Kentucky, Pennsylvania and Virginia.) However, the usual suffixes are applied to them (Kentuckian, Pennsylvanian and Virginian) without issue, and so a new word is not needed to describe a resident of one of those states.
Bill's not a New Yorker, he's a Commonwealther.
by defenestrator March 20, 2005
mugGet the commonwealthermug.

Padanaram

A village that is part of the town of Dartmouth in Massachusetts. Padanaram is the rich section of town, and some consider its residents to be stuck-up and shallow.

see Pundy
We had a lot of fun last night, driving around Padanaram and throwing things at all the BMW's
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
mugGet the Padanarammug.

Pundy

A resident of Padanaram. Usually used with a negative connotation, it implies that the person specified is an uppity rich snob who inherited their wealth instead of earning it.
I was at the bar last night and this fuckin' pundy walked by and got all pissed off at me because he said I spilled beer on his $200 sweater.
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
mugGet the Pundymug.

Bevets'd

Used to describe a discussion about religion that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the word Goodwin'd but specifically applies to a discussion about religion. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.
Steve: I hate christians!

Dave: The secular heathens are destroying society!

Al: This thread had been Bevets'd. I'm out of here.
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
mugGet the Bevets'dmug.

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