Definitions by Deep Blue 2012

black pearl 

A black woman's pussy.

yolanda gave me a black pearl the other day.

black pearl by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

Big red 

1. A character in a joke.
There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was.

So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife.
When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her.
she says "oh no. Big red's dead!".
2. the penis

1. Did you hear the one about big red.
2. My big red's on hard.

Big red by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

Dirt cookie 

a cookie made in Hati. They take some clay and mix it with flour and butter and form it into a cookie shape and then bake it.
It does little more than stop hunger pangs.
They make these because of the shortage of food there.

1. I couldn't eat a dirt cookie. Could you?

Dirt cookie by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

fuck you finger 

The middle finger. The finger you use to flip people off with.

My fuck you finger is sore from fliping everyone off.

fuck you finger by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

naked woman 

the penis.
comes from the slang that truckers use.

That trucker's got a rubber for his naked woman.

naked woman by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

God wantabe

A judge.

That God wantabe gave me a year for smoking pot.

God wantabe by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

shiney turd 

A cops badge.

I was smoking some pot in the park and a cop flashed his shiney turd at me.

shiney turd by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009