Japan

Japan is a very strange but interesting country. A country that has ugly-looking cars, vending machines that sell porn(or hentai in some cases), underwear, or supposedly internal organs, has the largest metropolitan area in the world(Tokyo), anime, has pachinko, and has seafood. Lots and lots of seafood.
Person 1: Come on, we need to catch our plane and head home.
Person 2: No! I want to stay in Japan so I can keep playing pachinko!
by Death Shredder July 28, 2007
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Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne is a singer who brings new meaning to the word "poser". She claims to be punk, yet has never heard of the Sex Pistols before. And her voice isn't much better. She sounds like Micheal Jackson being beaten to death by Ja Rule at a Britney Spears+William Hung concert. She is mainly supported by 10-14 year old girls who have no real taste in music, like to watch Disney Channel, Nickelodean, and all sorts of other stupid teenybopper shit, and simply want to hear nerve-racking tracks like "Girlfriend", "Complicated", and "Sk8ter Boi"(I Think I just lost ten brain cells from just typing that out)over and over again.
Avril Lavigne singing her new version of "Girlfriend":
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I Can't sing worth a shit!
No way, no way
I think I need a new job!
by Death Shredder July 24, 2007
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Los Angeles

A city that is big enough to be a cultural mecca in its own right, but is sadly a mecca of all the things that are wrong in American culture: Fake tits, pollution, television, urban sprawl, and relying on cars in order to go anywhere.
by Death Shredder July 24, 2007
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Nickelback

A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.
Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
by Death Shredder August 17, 2007
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