Dean Gallberry's definitions

take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.

BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

Cold Cosby

When you drug and date rape someone with a frozen Jell-O pudding pop.

“I think I got cold Cosby’d last night…I woke up sticky with a popsicle stick in my ass.”

by Dean Gallberry December 9, 2023

Lucky tuddle

A sexual maneuver involving two human partners and a dog. While the couple is engaged in coitus, the dog licks the top partners anus.

Patrick received a Lucky tuddle last night, with a furious snouting from his girlfriends mutt.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Lucky Patrick

The Lucky Patrick is a sexual maneuver that refers to the middle person in a dog / man / woman 3 way.

Patrick was extra lucky, when as he was shagging his girlfriend, her pet boxer started licking his anus. This happens so frequently, he decided to call it the Lucky Patrick.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Chococock

A strap on dildo made out of edible chocolate

Man, Bubba made tuddle suck a chococock today on the BTLS radio show.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019