Definitions by Dead step sister

Ert

Okay/Yes/Alright

“Ert” and the shorter “Er” are Used in a sentence or just as a single statement, agreeing or intending to partake in any given situation. Commonly replacing words like ‘yes’.

Tom- “are you coming to the pub mate?”
Bryce- “Ert”
Tom- “should I call the other boys?”
Bryce- “Er”

Ert by Dead step sister September 11, 2026

Er

Slang for “ok” or “yes”

To be used in response to one’s question or statement

Similar to other terms of its liking such as ‘chur’, ‘chert’ and ‘ert’

Question-

1: “are you coming over mate?”
2: “er”

Statement-

1- “I’ll be round your house in a sec”
2- “er”

Er by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

Wipe one 

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

Wipe one by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

chert 

slang for 'ok' or 'nice'.

used to reply to a person after they propose a statement, fact or question

guy 1: "whats the go for tommorow?"
guy 2: "reckon we go fishing or something of the sort"
guy 1: "Chert, seeya then"

chert by Dead step sister June 8, 2022

cunstos 

shortened from the word 'cunstable' to reffer to an officer of the law or a policeman. the cunsto or cunstos are just the pigs.

guy: "ah shit bro, the cunstos. hide the pot"

other guy: "cher there buvva"

cunstos by Dead step sister February 18, 2021

carving up 

the action of having a more than decent/ good amount of eliminations or a streak of kills in cod or some other fps. also could be known as 'racking up bodies'.

to carve up, you are good at what your playing and you have experience with mass genocide.

player/teammate: "yo what the fuck chris, you carving up my g"

'chris' who is carving up: "thanks nigga"

or

player who is carving up: "cuz, im carving/carving up"

teammate: "you have 3 kills bitchass"

carving up by Dead step sister February 17, 2021

spuun 

A Spuun is that thing. That thing you didn’t know how to explain or didn’t need to know

Fuck spuun

spuun by Dead step sister December 22, 2020