DaynaS's definitions

Hot Dog Cystitis

A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...

Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Aubade

A very dishy french lingerie..which will pile what you have to amazing shapes and geometry. The cleavage just arrives..

" i got a fantastic Aubade bra and every top i have now is low cut..

by DaynaS March 23, 2008

Stupifyin Jones

This is based on the widly overdrawn creative and overtly sexual comic strip of Al Capp.And it would be when you complete destroy your budget and look so fabulous that everyone is stupified into being wordless and motionless.In the broadway musical Lil Abner based on Dogpatch USA, Stupifyin Jones was played by Julie Newmar (tv'sCatwoman)

I am not eating for 2 weeks but when i went to the new restaurant in this amazing Versace i definitely inflicted some cosmically fatal Stupifyin Jones.

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

BrAmazon

What my bathroom looks like on lingerie washing day.It's like lingerie lush..

" I kind of felt sorry for Jake having to go to the bathroom last night im sure he felt he was trapped in the deep BrAmazon.. there had to be at least 20 bras in there not to mention garter belts and what ever else I located..it was a lingerie jungle..!!"

by DaynaS February 23, 2008

Fallback sex

Fallback sex is the kind of sex you can easily negotiate to in lieu of intercourse. Generally its manual or oral or a combination of the two.

i always know that Keith will be fine with a good hand job and a moment or two of oral sex..so i like to stay on top of my fallback sex techniques...its not as messy..

by DaynaS February 18, 2008

marilyn monroe

If you go to Castroville Calif(and i can not imagine why you would) you will discover that Marilyn Monroe was the very first artichoke festival queen. She went on to eclipse the universe and to be an immortal icon.

About the only reason to go to Castroville it to experience what it would have been to be there when Marilyn Monroe was there..

by DaynaS February 14, 2008

LUSH

LUSH is a truly fantastic bath and skin line from Canada. the aroma in the stores borderlines on illegal and intoxicating. It is absolutely a deal maker as far as spontaneous gifts go.They don't make a bad product..and the bath bombs with glitter will have your tub glittering for days.When you get out you just want to drip dry so you still smell nice..Get LUSHed. If you bring me LUSH you can lock the car up cause you are staying..after the bath or course.

David came by with a fresh bag of LUSH that guy knows the way to my heart among other places.

by DaynaS February 18, 2008