Skatepark bigots are people who either resent a skate park near their house and try to subvert it or who vote constantly against any and all public funds to create them. Unfortunately they also have no clear idea as to what to offer kids in replacement and if you look very closely you will find very few overweight skateboarders!(for you skateboard bigots that would be a clue you just read).
" I can not believe for the third time in a row that the skatepark bigots voted the park down..it costs more to buy Kevlar for all the school teachers then the park would ever cost..."
by DaynaS March 02, 2008

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.
'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
by DaynaS March 30, 2008

This is based on the widly overdrawn creative and overtly sexual comic strip of Al Capp.And it would be when you complete destroy your budget and look so fabulous that everyone is stupified into being wordless and motionless.In the broadway musical Lil Abner based on Dogpatch USA, Stupifyin Jones was played by Julie Newmar (tv'sCatwoman)
I am not eating for 2 weeks but when i went to the new restaurant in this amazing Versace i definitely inflicted some cosmically fatal Stupifyin Jones.
by DaynaS March 28, 2008

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..
.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008

by DaynaS May 26, 2008

LUSH is a truly fantastic bath and skin line from Canada. the aroma in the stores borderlines on illegal and intoxicating. It is absolutely a deal maker as far as spontaneous gifts go.They don't make a bad product..and the bath bombs with glitter will have your tub glittering for days.When you get out you just want to drip dry so you still smell nice..Get LUSHed. If you bring me LUSH you can lock the car up cause you are staying..after the bath or course.
by DaynaS February 18, 2008

If you go to Castroville Calif(and i can not imagine why you would) you will discover that Marilyn Monroe was the very first artichoke festival queen. She went on to eclipse the universe and to be an immortal icon.
About the only reason to go to Castroville it to experience what it would have been to be there when Marilyn Monroe was there..
by DaynaS February 14, 2008
