gee i met a guy who actually was not horny..and the flowers were very nicely arranged..i hope the food at the wake is good..do you think they will have an open bar??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008
Get the horny mug.A Skateboard park is a area of land devoted to the art and form of Skateboarding, Generally its concrete requires little of no upkeep and supplies a broad section of that city's kids and teens with a place to skate more or less safely.In general i have seen very few problems associated with these parks beyond the spiteful rumors of the Skate park bigots,I think every library area should have a skateboard park nearby,To my knowledge no kid who is dedicated to skateboarding has ever shot up his Math class...
" lets drop the kids off at the Skateboard park..and get some shopping done..I never worry about Kimberly getting hit by a car if she skates there.."
by DaynaS March 02, 2008
Get the Skateboard Park mug.The last supper is when you break up with a guy who unfortunately if amazing at oral sex but a flop in so many other ways,, but you get one more paralyzing bout of oral sex before you tell him its over..of course you also do not fuck him..thats just wrong and selfish...maybe
Yah i had to let Jay go last night but i made sure he had a last supper on my bill..hey hes talented..
by DaynaS February 27, 2008
Get the Last Supper mug.After seeing such well made movies as VALLEY OF ELAH, and WAR WITH OUT END I was kind of searching for pro Iraq war documentary's
seems to me that the Republicans could get Halliburton to fund something..
seems to me that the Republicans could get Halliburton to fund something..
With the hours or compelling movies on the current war i kind of would like to see a pro Iraq war documentary....i guess the current administration didn't anticipate how sending the bulk of the movie going public to war might create bad press..and of course military families are so disregarded that they might not have extra money for that kind of stuff..
by DaynaS March 24, 2008
Get the pro Iraq war documentary mug.under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.
gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..
by DaynaS March 21, 2008
Get the charity fuck mug.A movie with Ubher sex panthers Denise Richards and Neve Campbell which has a convulsive convoluted plot. Add Hottie Matt Dillon and babaliscoius Kevin Bacon{eyes open for the frontal nudity} Bill Murray set it all in some swamp and the definition of WILD THINGS gets even muddier
you should rent Wild Things you wont know how it ends till the very end and be sure to see the easter eggs..
by DaynaS April 01, 2008
Get the Wild Things mug.This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.
by DaynaS January 13, 2009
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