wog box

A large stereo carried held to the ear by some tinted folk. Also 3rd world briefcase.

I saw one of those new wog boxes in Dixons that puts out about 100 watts

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003