lucozade

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.

That lucozade's going down for a long time

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

bombay welsh

Comparing the way British Indians speak with the Welsh accent

Those new neighbours speak very good Bombay Welsh

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury August 30, 2005

sooty

Another rude term for a negro

Blimey, look at that sooty over there, he must be at least six foot six

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003