Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.
You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.
English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.
'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'
Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair
Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!
Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)
That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle
Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted
Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.
Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.
He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.