David from Kingsbury's definitions

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

ehh ehh

child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.

'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

drop one

to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning

Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bombay welsh

Comparing the way British Indians speak with the Welsh accent

Those new neighbours speak very good Bombay Welsh

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003