David from Kingsbury's definitions

windy

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart

Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

raspberry tart

Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.

Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?

by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

wog box

A large stereo carried held to the ear by some tinted folk. Also 3rd world briefcase.

I saw one of those new wog boxes in Dixons that puts out about 100 watts

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003