David from Kingsbury's definitions

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

raspberry ripple

Rhyming slang for cripple, often shortened to raspberries.

Careful on the dance floor, they've let all the raspberries in tonight.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

blood claat

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.

'im blood claat maaaan

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003