raspberry ripple

Rhyming slang for cripple, often shortened to raspberries.
Careful on the dance floor, they've let all the raspberries in tonight.
by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003
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cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
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toidey

Mainly American children's word for a toilet
Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?
by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005
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keich

Scottish word for poo/have a poo. I thought I'd never find another new word for it, but here's one.
I must awa' an' have a keich mon!
by David from Kingsbury January 27, 2004
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ehh ehh

child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.
'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'
by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003
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winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex
Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
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blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.
Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
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