Urban Dictionary: Definitions by David From Austin

Dryer

The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.

I fucked a dryer last night and now I have an Indian Burn on my dick!

Dryer by David From Austin October 1, 2007

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Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

Beer Battered by David From Austin October 1, 2007

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401-Que?

A Mexican American's retirement plan. Typically non existent. A formal retirement plan is not necessary when you can just live with one of your 15 children once too old to support yourself.

HR: "Would you like to put any of your paycheck towards our 401-k?"
Dominic: "'401-k'? Nah puto. I'm already fully vested in my own '401-Que?'"

401-Que? by David From Austin September 26, 2007