David 's definitions

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

by David March 6, 2004

Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.

Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!

by David March 4, 2004

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by David June 19, 2006