David 's definitions

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

sheeptard

The divine spirit.

Sheeptard is god

by David December 30, 2003

bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.

Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?

by david April 17, 2005

majorly

majorly is what you get when you mumble and slur "major league". So, I am "major league" annoyed = I am "majorly" annoyed.

"He was majorly upset."

by david June 28, 2004

wanksock

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!

by David February 20, 2004

walt, the

Being really clutch at life and for sure not shooting 50 in golf tryouts.

I pulled a walt and dominated life.

by David February 15, 2005

figured

a person, mainly a girl, who has a nice shaped body.

Lauren has a model-ish figure.

by david October 9, 2004