David's definitions

sponch

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn

I just sponched your gonch!

by David November 4, 2004

ananas

Originated in polish language meaning pineapple. can be used in slang meaning "dick"

I have a hard ananas
Mam twardego ananasa

by David February 22, 2005

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

badnarik

n., adj., interj.: a play on the similarities between "Badnarik" (Michael Badnarik, Libertarian candidate in 2004 for the United States Presidency) and "bad-ass / bad ass," both verbally and by connotation. Popularized by Badnarik's hardcoreness, especially his arrest and imprisonment during the CPD-run Presidential Debates.

Sometimes written as "bad-narik" or "bad narik"

"Dude, we got the hookup" "Badnarik, dude!"

"The capabilities of this new software are frankly fairly bad-narik"

"Where George go?" "Aw, he over there talkin' to some ladies, he think he a badnarik with all them chains."

by David October 14, 2004

adhesivize

To apply adhesive to a surface. To make adhesive.

Labels are paper that has been adhesivized.

by David April 13, 2005

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004