kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

turkey

The country which is not willing to recognise Armenian genocide which happened between 1915-1917 and took lives of about 2 millions of inoccent armenian women, children and men. Though all facts make it obvious that genocide took place, turkey still denies it and doesn't want to pay and return the land which belongs to Armenia. After being warned by his comrades not to kill Jews, Adolf Hitler said: Who remembers the Armenian massacre now?

speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?

speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.

speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...

by David June 19, 2006

doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 05, 2005

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 08, 2006

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004

my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004