Davey's definitions

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

TheEndruu

One who tries to be funny, often without success.

TheEndruu told a joke, the joke left something to be desired: Funny.

by Davey July 15, 2003

mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 25, 2004

brand new colony

An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!

I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...

by Davey September 6, 2004

norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs

'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"

by Davey June 19, 2006

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

ZProtoss

According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside.

ZP needs friends.

by Davey June 5, 2004