Davey's definitions

mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 25, 2004

st00pid

The way "stupid" is spelled by a 12-year-old who plays at least 50 different internet games a week. Believes "l33t" is some divine language and that it should be used by everyone, too bad it's just an excuse for not being able to spell.

u r s0 st00pid ROFL!!! lik omg g3t a l1f3 rOFL!!! I'm c00l!! I 0wn j00! ROFL

by Davey June 5, 2004

Bossy

Female genitalia. vagina, cunt.

Man, I totally kicked that girl in the bossy!

by Davey January 25, 2004

shotaru

The young person in a shotacon pairing.

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.

by Davey December 7, 2003

The Legendary Shack Shakers

One of the craziest bands you will ever hear. The Acid rock od Rockabilly.

Person 1:Legendary Shack Shakers are a very cool band
Person 2:yes im on acid

by Davey April 3, 2005

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

roricon

Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.

Person A: Did you read the Albedo/MOMO roricon?
Person B: Yeah, that was really sick...

by Davey December 7, 2003