Davey's definitions
According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside.
by Davey June 5, 2004
Get the ZProtossmug. A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs
by Davey June 19, 2006
Get the norksmug. An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
by Davey September 6, 2004
Get the brand new colonymug. 
The way "stupid" is spelled by a 12-year-old who plays at least 50 different internet games a week. Believes "l33t" is some divine language and that it should be used by everyone, too bad it's just an excuse for not being able to spell.
by Davey June 5, 2004
Get the st00pidmug. Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.
by Davey December 7, 2003
Get the roriconmug. A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.
by Davey June 5, 2004
Get the barneymug.