Davey's definitions

shotaru

The young person in a shotacon pairing.

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.

by Davey December 7, 2003

David

A SIMP

David is a simple

by Davey November 30, 2021

sheman

Chick with a dick, usually found in Thailand, also known as lady boys

Wow that chick is fine shame shes a sheman

by Davey August 31, 2003

mannequin mode

A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.

Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.

by Davey December 4, 2004

TheEndruu

One who tries to be funny, often without success.

TheEndruu told a joke, the joke left something to be desired: Funny.

by Davey July 15, 2003

mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 25, 2004

death

Welcome relinquish from this bullshit

In the darkness we are forming

by Davey January 15, 2004