30 definition by Davey

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 08, 2005

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A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.
Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
by Davey December 04, 2004

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Working to one's ability, rather he or she fails or succeeds.
Put in your best effort.
by Davey June 05, 2004

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According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside.
ZP needs friends.
by Davey June 05, 2004

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Welcome relinquish from this bullshit
In the darkness we are forming
by Davey January 15, 2004

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One of the craziest bands you will ever hear. The Acid rock od Rockabilly.
Person 1:Legendary Shack Shakers are a very cool band
Person 2:yes im on acid
by Davey April 03, 2005

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The fittest girl in the universe. also known as miss tricep, one of the doulbling arm duo. she always looks hot even in gymnastics.
"i wish i could b hazza t mc"
by Davey November 02, 2004

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