Davey's definitions

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

death

Welcome relinquish from this bullshit

In the darkness we are forming

by Davey January 15, 2004

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

hazza t mc

The fittest girl in the universe. also known as miss tricep, one of the doulbling arm duo. she always looks hot even in gymnastics.

"i wish i could b hazza t mc"

by Davey November 2, 2004

shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005

shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend

bug loveable teddy bear

by davey February 11, 2004

Han Solo and Princess Complex

A condition in which two people who hate each other so much can't help but love each other.

Jane and Billy have the Han Solo and Princess complex; I saw them kissing last week after they fought!

by Davey September 12, 2004