Davey's definitions

norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs

'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"

by Davey June 19, 2006

hazza t mc

The fittest girl in the universe. also known as miss tricep, one of the doulbling arm duo. she always looks hot even in gymnastics.

"i wish i could b hazza t mc"

by Davey November 2, 2004

son of a fuck

Derivative of son of a bitch. Usually employed to denote extreme displeasure in a person, place, or thing.

In close kinship with a whore.

"Fuck you, you fucking son of a fuck!"

by Davey November 28, 2004

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

roricon

Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.

Person A: Did you read the Albedo/MOMO roricon?
Person B: Yeah, that was really sick...

by Davey December 7, 2003

Han Solo and Princess Complex

A condition in which two people who hate each other so much can't help but love each other.

Jane and Billy have the Han Solo and Princess complex; I saw them kissing last week after they fought!

by Davey September 12, 2004

Quartz-Bauble

A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair.

Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp

by Davey November 6, 2003