shotaru

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.
by Davey December 07, 2003
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st00pid

The way "stupid" is spelled by a 12-year-old who plays at least 50 different internet games a week. Believes "l33t" is some divine language and that it should be used by everyone, too bad it's just an excuse for not being able to spell.
u r s0 st00pid ROFL!!! lik omg g3t a l1f3 rOFL!!! I'm c00l!! I 0wn j00! ROFL
by Davey June 06, 2004
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Quartz-Bauble

A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair.
Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp
by Davey November 06, 2003
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brand new colony

An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
by Davey September 06, 2004
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quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.
Shut up, you quaker.
by davey March 18, 2004
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shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend
by davey February 12, 2004
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shotacon

A pairing, seen mostly as yaoi in fanfiction/art, in which there is a young underaged male engaged in a sexual act. Stands for "Shotaru Complex" in Japanese. See shotaru.
Person A: Did you read that shotacon fanfic with Seifer and Zell? How old WERE they?
Person B: Seifer was... 18 and Zell was like... 12 I think.
by Davey December 07, 2003
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