Davey's definitions

The Legendary Shack Shakers

One of the craziest bands you will ever hear. The Acid rock od Rockabilly.

Person 1:Legendary Shack Shakers are a very cool band
Person 2:yes im on acid

by Davey April 3, 2005

sheman

Chick with a dick, usually found in Thailand, also known as lady boys

Wow that chick is fine shame shes a sheman

by Davey August 31, 2003

bile

bile has nothing to do with the stomach. it is secreted by the liver, stored in the gall bladder, and then sent to the intestine via the common bile duct.

bile obstruction can be a dangerous disease.

by davey January 27, 2005

David

A SIMP

David is a simple

by Davey November 30, 2021

human

The greatest species to have evolved on the planet Earth. Only species to have developed coherent thought, conscience, faith, and the ability to destroy every last one of itself and the planet it inhabits. Only species to reach to the stars and land on the moon. Greedy, selfish, self-serving, and yet kind, compassionate, and edifying. Driven by hate, love, and power. Has the power to create and the power to destroy. Once humanity settles other stellar objects it will likely never go extinct.

Beyond the natural 'necessities' to survive and reproduce, every human's ultimate purpose is to further the spread of humanity and civilization to every corner of the Earth and the universe. Aggressive to a fault, and too intelligent for it's own good; however, some day, it may save the Earth that so long endured punishment at the hands of the human cancer. Humanity is not a plague. Western society is. However, it is the only way, and progress comes at a price. Some day the Earth will fully heal.

Intelligence is a gift to homo sapiens, the thinking man. However much we may abuse it it is better for good than evil, and some day it will shine through.

Humanity is beyond good and evil, since every individual is neither a saint nor a devil. These things we exist for are petty compared to the furtherment of advance and progress. Humanity is stupid. People are stupid. A person is smart. Democracy leads to this excess and waste, the destruction of the planet, because of the assumption, that a million people, are smarter than one.

by Davey August 21, 2004

Blink182

Blink182 is a rock/pop band.. used to be a bit more hardcore and relatively punkish, but never really punk. For one thing, you can understand the lyrics. Still pretty good band, just not punk. Sold out? Maybe. Who cares?

"Blink182 isn't punk. Neither are you. Shut up."

by Davey August 15, 2004

Professional Wrestling

A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.

A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling

by Davey June 6, 2004