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barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.
Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.
by Davey June 5, 2004
mugGet the barneymug.

David

David is a simple
by Davey November 30, 2021
mugGet the Davidmug.

mannequin mode

A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.
Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
by Davey December 4, 2004
mugGet the mannequin modemug.

drift

In racing, it is the clipping of the apex of a turn to attain higher corner exit speeds. This achieved by breaking the tire traction limit and putting the car into a controlled skid. As the vehicle slides, the weight shifts from each tire to another, and causes the car to circle around and clip the apex.

Popularized by the anime "Initial D."
They call keiichi tsuchiya the Drift King because he drifted in touge battles.
by davey November 29, 2003
mugGet the driftmug.

Quartz-Bauble

A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair.
Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp
by Davey November 6, 2003
mugGet the Quartz-Baublemug.

shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend
by davey February 11, 2004
mugGet the shea hausenmug.

son of a fuck

Derivative of son of a bitch. Usually employed to denote extreme displeasure in a person, place, or thing.

In close kinship with a whore.
by Davey November 28, 2004
mugGet the son of a fuckmug.

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