A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.
by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023
Get the Metis milkshake mug.Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.
by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018
Get the Copenhagen Cheesecake mug.When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015
Get the Indian job interview mug.When a guy cums in a girl's hair then uses his cum as hair gel to spike her hair up in the shape of a crown.
by Dave-Landon October 20, 2018
Get the Royale With Cheese mug.When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
Get the Earthworm Jim mug.The raw mental state created from repeated exposure to unfavorable conditions, as often happens when you dislike your job.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.
I'm so glad I quit my job today, it's been leaving me with a severe mental rash.
or
I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash
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I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash
by Dave-Landon October 23, 2016
Get the Mental Rash mug.1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.
2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there
2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there
2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now
by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011
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