spawnsire

Major source of an emotion or abstract concept.

Lady Gaga is the spawnsire of suck.

by Dave-Landon March 21, 2011

Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.

Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Royale With Cheese

When a guy cums in a girl's hair then uses his cum as hair gel to spike her hair up in the shape of a crown.

What is that, hair gel?
Naah, he gave me a Royale With Cheese.

by Dave-Landon October 21, 2018

Mental Rash

The raw mental state created from repeated exposure to unfavorable conditions, as often happens when you dislike your job.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.

I'm so glad I quit my job today, it's been leaving me with a severe mental rash.
or
I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash

by Dave-Landon October 24, 2016

Indian job interview

When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.

"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"

by Dave-Landon September 03, 2015

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018