Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 06, 2011

crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019

Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 06, 2016