Definitions by Dave-Landon

Electronic paperweight 

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

Electronic paperweight by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011

liquor store diet 

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store

I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet

liquor store diet by Dave-Landon May 1, 2011

spawnsire 

Major source of an emotion or abstract concept.

Lady Gaga is the spawnsire of suck.

spawnsire by Dave-Landon April 6, 2011