liquor store diet

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store
I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet
by Dave-Landon April 12, 2011
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Copenhagen Cheesecake

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth
Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.
by Dave-Landon December 19, 2018
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Metis milkshake

A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.
by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023
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