Definitions by Dave buttox

Chunky Monkey 

The Phrase coined by the Infamous "Steve Burkemper"..who is most famous for his breakthou creation of one of the most used "Lot term's" know to date...kick down so i can get down ..Steve invented this term on New year's eve 2003 when his sidekick Dave was drooling over one of the two "Dreddy Diva's" know to frequent Greatful Dead type event's....

Dave--- Staring at the Diva.."Yo Steve i wanna hit that."....Steve--"Yo relax man that's a CHUNKY MONKEY......

Chunky Monkey by Dave buttox February 8, 2005

toss a beat 

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on

After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.

toss a beat by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

zipper 

A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....

I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...

zipper by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

orange monkey 

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey

orange monkey by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

chach bowl

A small bowl of weed packed by a person who is real stingy. which usually consiist's of a few speck's of trim and seed's and stem's...

I went to Salty Jason's house and all he did was give me a light beer and pack a chach bowl....

chach bowl by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

Epf 

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....

Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."

Epf by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

pabst smear 

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

pabst smear by Dave buttox May 17, 2004