Dave buttox's definitions

mize

To take by cunning mean's to steal..

I went to a party and someone mized my lighter...

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

Epf

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....

Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

bannana stiff

when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..

She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

orange monkey

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

fondaloon

To swim to the bottom of a pool and fart..then chasing the bubbles up and popping them with your teeth...

He drank a bunch of cheap beer so he could impress the chick's at the party with the ol' fondaloon

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

the fondaloon

The act of swiming to the bottom of a pool and farting then swiming up and biteing the bubble's with youre teeth...

I laughed when he did the fondaloon in my pool...

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004