by dave January 24, 2005
A redhead-slash-brunette chick from Metal Gear Solid. Although a tomboy, she is actually quite cute, and she likes it when you stare at her titties.
She is also VERY flexy (in Twin Snakes, you can see her doing little exercises in her cell; sometimes when you look down at her on different occasions, she will do different exercises, including calesthenics). ^.^
She is also VERY flexy (in Twin Snakes, you can see her doing little exercises in her cell; sometimes when you look down at her on different occasions, she will do different exercises, including calesthenics). ^.^
by Dave June 06, 2004
"The SA80, otherwise known as the L85A1, is a bullpup assault rifle chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, 30 rounds. It seems like a nice gun; I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one. ^_^ "
-me
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
Donald Duck in Nutzi Land
by Dave January 08, 2005
"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much
"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much
"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o
by Dave March 26, 2004
*To masturbate.
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 01, 2004