Dave's definitions

opinionism

All things involving opinions, sometimes including bias & obnoxious behavior.

"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

derby

The word given to the Australian Rules Football match betwen the Fremantle Dockers & West Coast Eagles. It is called the Western Derby because both team are from the same city.

When the to Frematle Dockers & West Coast Eagles play each other the match is refered to as the Western Derby

by Dave April 8, 2005

RVD

Thats the greatest wrestler around ROB VAN DAM. His finisher is the 5 star frog splash and he should be the WWE Champion but that loser Triple H is holding him back because he knows that he is a loser and RVD is a winner.

Everything is cool when you're RVD

by Dave November 26, 2003

homosabian

A male who wants to be another animal then human(not a sex change , a species change)

That fAt guy is a homosabian cuz he says he is just as fat as walruses and will finally fit in.

by Dave March 2, 2004

Typical Ridgewood Kid

A kid from Ridgewood, New Jersey who fits many of the stereotypes associated with the youth of the town: rich, preppy, etc. commonly abbreviated TRK and pronounced like "turk."

see Ridgewood

See that kid with the polo shirt and nice car? what a trk.

by Dave June 11, 2006

maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004