Dave's definitions

education

Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.

"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

scoom

A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum

look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom

by Dave January 8, 2004

damn ass

describing a beautiful woman

my woman looked damn ass last night

by dave February 11, 2005

jank

Caribbean. Marijuana cigarette. Joint.

Come on man, let's go smoke this jank

by dave June 12, 2004

fulltilt

A really cool guy that plays Delta Force Land Warrior.

Hey Fulltilt you kick ass.

by Dave March 11, 2003

protrude

To slightly bulge through something.

"I could see her pussy protruding. ^.^ "

by Dave September 23, 2004

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

by Dave June 17, 2006