American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 01, 2005

strut that stuff

To push your pelvis forward.

"Daphne Blake likes to strut her stuff in Scooby-Doo. She always has her hips forward like she's pushing out her pussy."
-me

by Dave January 07, 2005

Jolly Roger

Another name for the skull & crossbones symbol.

"My Halo 2 character has a Jolly Roger symbol on his shoulder."
-me

by Dave December 31, 2004

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005

sketchyball

Girls who go after guys who are more than 2 years older. Weird/sketchy. Sandra.

"I just went to UConn and hooked up with a senior!"
- sketchyball.

by Dave December 20, 2004

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003